Sunday, June 27, 2010

Saturday, June 26, 2010

BA vs SW

Army list BA's

Troops: 3 tac squads of 10 with ML FLamer and PW

Troops 1 tac squad of 10 with MM Flamer and PF

Fast: baal pred

Heavy: 2 Dev squads with 4 MLs 2 extra models

Heavy: 1 dev squad with 4 Las 1 extra model

deadicated trasnport: 2 drop pods

leet: 1 lib dred

HQ: Mephston

Leet: Broter Corlious (allows BA player to ROLL 1 of there OWN dice roll) (allows all guys within 6 to FnP and Furious charge

THis could be for seize of the intiative and Last roll of game (to make it end faster or last longer ;) sneaky shit! i know

ROB

HQ: Wolf lord riding a wolf (like a bike but better) mark of bear (eternal warrior) and thrunderhammer 2+ armor saves 3+ invunlerable...

LEET: Scounts DUH...

Heavy: 2 sqads of Long fangs (no shit)

Troops: 3 squads of GHs with all there normal shit

Wolf standard some where

HQ: Rune priest

Dedicated transport: 2 Rhinos

Leet: Venurable dred

Fast: 4 Wolve Calvery.


ORK mission BlitzKreg

Objective 3 total

Rob picked corners edges.

Here is the placement of the objectives below


ROB was the ork player (goes first)

Enemy seizes Initiavte on roll of 1

Roll off to pick sides

RULES: only fast get deployd.

at the start of turn 1 rob had deployed his Calvary and HQ.

I deployed my BAAL who was safe till turn 2 when the scouts arrive...

SW turn 1 he moves toward my corner were the Baal was deployed.

BA turn 1. DPA comes down the Lib dred.

SW turn 2 top half

Rob rolls for reserves: (doesn't make it) 1rhino with GH and rune priest , LongFangs, Ven Dred

Scouts come on at the far bottom (end up) no range for nothing did nothing that turn

Rhino with GH drove on shot Melta at lib dread and killed it.....

Long fangs walk on near the BA drop pod

Squad on Foot GH walk on see picture below middle right of picture


BA turn 2 Bottom half
Reserve rolls Not made ( 1 squad of Dev with brother corlious, Dev with ML, 1 troop,)

Second drop pod drops in picture below (the BLUE one is also a BA DP)

2 squads of Tactical squads come in as picture above and below show!

STILL BA turn 2 bottom half below.

1 Dev squad in the bushes walk in as picture below shows.

mEphiston WALKS AND RUNS UP. (he couldn't use his magic to get the jump pack movement sine he came in as reserves)...... MOves and runs up as picture below shows

The squad tat comes out the drop pod falls and runs back to gain position behind DROP POD so avoid getting charged.

Rob charges in past my DP. from this angle above

Picture below shows HOW he made contact...

picture above SW turn 3 assault phase



Picture above BA Turn 3 assault phase phase

Mepshiton made contact and theirs only the LORD ad 1 wolf left.

Picture above end turn 5 Baal is dead

Mepst is alive.. Brother colrious still alive. Wasted his free Roll on assault turn 5 to reroll Difficult terrian needed a 3 or more

Mission was impropperly played. HQ does not get Fast deployment privileges just because it is ATTACHED to the squad.

THe lord should of been in reserves and then Rolled for as normal.

From SW turn 3 to SW turn 5 they were in combat. the whole game was that 1 combat.

The lord shouldn't have been on the board....

Sunday, June 13, 2010

doubles (updated by Bill June 14th)

Heres how the day started.

SMALL BOARD at leat 1 foot shooter for the first game

LOOK AT THE SCENERY !! DO IT NOW.


DO YOU SEE THIS. NOTHING LIKE WE ARE EVER USED TO PLAYING!. wE i love you designs rob. They are really good. But maybe thats a problem. Maybe they are too good.

NOT THAT IT MATTERED. but any way heres my synaps on the games and shit. Sorry for no photos for game 2 because phone battery died.


Game 1

look at the deployment. they had 6 ordances! strengh 10 and 8s all ap 2 and 3s.... OK!

second! if those bitchs stand still they can fire every fuckig gun they have. including the ordance (some IG special rule....)

All those troops see them!


See this game! they moved up and sat 24 inchs away.!!


now those commanders! (he had like 3) makes a unit of there choice rapid fire 2 at 24 or 3 at 12!!!

str 3 ! hat

NOW they also had 2 sqauds of 3 LAS CANNONS! ON EACH CONNER OF THE BOARD.

5 out of their 6 ordinances scattered off the board in turn 1.

bills Deamon price took 3 turns of fire POWER FROM THOSE BITCHS ! I've never seen more 5+ inv saves made. they were good sports about it thankfully.

deamon prince went up the left flank -> lashed unit 1 UP then charged. killed it
(orks following behind)

Deamon prince takes on 6 more las shots. Then takes all short ranged firepower from the troops

servives!

Orandce there turn 2 (only 3 of the 6 allowed to fire due to (ork/chaos shooting in turn 1)

did jack shit!

nothing!

Ork/chaos turn 2

orks waghed. NICE 6.

also had a squad of 3 nobs not attached with the warboss (ended up taking a kp)!! they got a good waagh and made contact.

+ additional ork 30 boy sqaud made contact with 2 more sqauds.

3 sqauds in combat against 2 ork sqauds

1 deamon prince in assault with a vehical.(only bad roll bill had rolled 5 (4s or more) missed them all....


turn 3 they finally killed the deamon prince.

ork sqaud was all the way in the back of there board.

Noisemarines do not move or fire at all during this game. Both squads just sat there literally.

No end of sight from killing them

ork/chaos win 9 to 3 turn 5



intermission till 3. panara bread. made for a healthy meal. Good brain food.


mike 15 minutes late....


game 2 opp chaos deamons/Nids

normal size board. One team members army has to stay in reserve. and pitch battle objectives (5)

they got to place 3 we got 2

They chose the nids player

and bills army came in as reserves (turn 2)

bill rolled good for his reserves His whole army but his 1 sqaud of Noise marines came in



Ended in a 3 to 2 loss. (offically) But let me give a back story.

game lasted 3 full turns and took 3 hours.

We had turn 1

they had all there shit NOT DEPLOYED they thought they were smart

bottom Turn 1 They came in with 2 fucking giant ass deamons (Soul Grinder - Heavy. and Nurgle Prince - HQ) 1 in front my lootas. another right infront of a 30 boy squad.

there turn consisted of killing 1 loota and 4 boys. GRATS bitches you got 39 points!

OUR TURN!.

loots shot 30 SHOTS AGAINST THIS GIANT BUDDA LOOKING DEAMON (Nurgle Prince) but stats! inv 4+ toug 6 - wounds 5 and FNP!!!!!!

READY SET GO LOOTAS!

45 str 7 loota coming at yah YEAH HIGH!

BOOM FIRST SQUAD OF ORK SHOOT KILLED!

HE LOOKED SO SAD. lol i was yelling really loud! he took armor saves. Failled 10 4+ inv saves

THEN failed 5 FNP! boom dead

he had to walk over on our side the board and remove his giant deamon.
LOL grrreat.

squad of orks against charged his Soul Grinder

knocked off a CCw. Stuck it in combat.

(they said. A IC can not leave a sqaud and join a sqaud in the same turn ( i walked over to the store edition rule book busted it out and showed them) this sucked up a decent amount of time...) but they were proven wrong.


THEY tried to arge that the lootas couldnt see a squad because their HEADS werent turned in the right direction. Wow.

they were in a building

with spokes and i made sure of it but they didn't even wanna look. they just said something every time.


Every time they shot they would say OH YOU DON'T GET cover. And they would have to count all the boys and where cover stopped from to judge 50 percent.

Daemon Prince gets charged by Slaanesh Fiends. Oh, you have initiave 5? Woops, my prince with mark of slaanesh has Initiative 6 (sadface). Killed 2 and put a wound on 1. He causes 2 wounds and gets wiped out in turn 3. OOps! Note: this guy didnt even have the right fucking units. He had DINOSAURS... these actual models were used in the 1st edition. That's like chris using the old ork trucks that were the size of a cassette tape. And they were pink. PINK.

(i was also not being to careful. me and bill already killed 2 deamons totaling 500 points of there army. so i wasn't being strick with my model movements.... we were really kicking these guys ass more then the IG player.

THey had there whole army come in reserve. Fatal flaw in there play. Worst players we played all day.

The thing was. They ended the game on end turn 3.... wtf was that. And they swept up there models to not try to at least get 4 turns..... no one was wrapping up... we had almost a hour between our next game....

This was upsetting and fusterating.

Bill says: This game goes to show that sometimes... it's just good to blow your load early sometimes. We could have used one squad of 30 to run like hell towards the 5th cap point along with my d prince.

these were the worst players. But i might of laughed to loud when i shot his custom made Deamon off the board.

these two guys too... omg one was 400 pounds and the other was a Tall greasey weird guy. HATE HATE HATE.

they didn't tell us the game was ending untill it was there turn 3. SO we got completely screwed.


THEY didn't kill bills deamon prince.

He was just lashing his units all over the board.
The prince got charged by some calvery. Which only had 3 left (5 wound) due to heavy shooting. and the prince totally CRUSHED that unit. Didn't take any wounds. And consolidated d6 inchs AFTER he took his additional wounds from being fearless....SERIOUSLY GREAT!

The nid player walked 2 squads of 30 up the flanks and would of died from turn 4 and 5 of shooting since all that would of been left would been NO shooting stuff. And it was all the way acrossed the board. (they have taken wounds already)

they knew they were beat. in 2 of our turns (I will tell Mike how much doing that sucked) that will be in my rant post later on)


after that game 3

capture and control 1 objective in each deployement zone

SHORT board again....

Space wolves / tau player.

FUcking crushed them! SERIOUSLY IT WAS BAD. it was so bad me and bill were ina (ahh fuck it state i want to get the fuck out of here state)


This game went exactly as the first did. We sat back. Out shot every thing. Killed all there troops

killed 3 skimmers are turn 1 HA me and bill had turn 1.

Bill lashed ragnar back 12 inchs (was basicly a unit to sit on the objective for the rest of the game) ended up die to countless OBLT shooting and havoc.

2 ork squad of 30 tied up the SW's BC's and GH squads. BC's DIED

turn 6 the GH squad took down my Ork squad of 30
THE ONLY SQUAD OF ORK BOYS I LOST ALL DAY!.....

game went to turn 6 and we won! 1 to 0

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The whole day was a roller coaster ride. First game took a while to get started. People farted around and we got a double IG team...

but still win (current emotion: -5 happy)
Intermission (wanted to keep playing: less happy) *NOTE* delivery! fucker GOD and it was a hour break and he was 15 minutes late

game 2 Nids/hords player

Game ends after 3 turns ( currently: PISSED! feet hurting. starting to stank! in there.)

Game 3 Short board

already pissed we stopped a game that could of went on the whole hour while we waited. (BAD MIKE! BAD). dO NOT call time untill your ready to give the next players playing who..... SERIOUSLY what took so damn long! between game 2 and 3..... if your gonna cut my game short you better not be wasting my time with it and ruining my fun. BASTARDIZED THE GAME!

CURRENT MOOD F-ing MAD!

GAME 3
old head VS fat akward kid on the whole with his mom half the time

Currently. Tired. Legs hurt. Hungary. I can smell other people on me, That i don't want to be smelling..

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

round 3 YOU FUCKING LET US FINISH the game out! seriously mike! and what a surprise

THE TEAM PLAYING WAS THE ONE WE JUST GOT DONE PLAYING IN round 2.

there game ended in a turn 7 tie

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

we already crushed the first 2 people. Then you pit me and bill against 2 people who didn't even collaborate about anything! why did you waste my time. I can't wait to the next time i go in GWS.

I WILL BITCH FOR SURE AND EXPLAIN HOW I AM NEVER COMING BACK THERE TO PLAY.

EVER!.

( I WILL NOT even talk about the dumb ass awards or your poor rating system)

me and bill only team fully painted,,,,,,,,,,,

im only buying from there 1 more time. So i can express myself

im hurt. cut burned bad. /sniff /cry. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

I want my 11 hours back!

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Furious Charge!

A Kill Team inspired model

The assigning of USRs got me thinking that I wanted to make a model that really said "furious charge". Though it isn't as epic of a pose that was in my head, my limited conversion skills seem to have gotten the job done for the most part.

This actually took quite some time to put together (literally hours). Both hands were cut and repositioned at the wrist as well as the pommel and cross guard/blade. The back of the torso, which with these robed legs is attached, had to be cut off so I could twist the torso slightly up and back - I had to go back and green stuff the robed area to fill where it met his rope belt.

The only qualm I have is how the left shoulder pad does not manage to cover what would be the shoulder of the that arm effectively. I probably should have made another cut, removing the arm's shoulder and placing it the correct position and fill the gap with green stuff. Maybe I can go back and do a little clean up once he's all dry.

All in all, I like it. Batter's up... Going to knock some xeno heads out of the ball park!



Maybe a helmet-less head with a more rage-filled looking, yelling-type face could add to the furiousness.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Jrzyhammer Kill Team Tournament

Army Lists and Final Results:
Mike's Necrons - 11 points (From 1 forfeit, 3 wins --- 3 for Chris + 3 for Ed + 3 for Susmita + 2 for Rob)
4 Destroyers

Susmita's Eldar - 6 points (From 1 forfeit, 2 wins --- 3 for Chris + 1 for Rob + 2 for Ed)
Exarch, 5 Firedragons, 10 Guardians

Rob's Space Wolves - 6 points (From 1 forfeit, 1 win --- 3 for Chris + 3 for Ed)
10 Grey Hunters (Plasmagun, Meltagun), Lone Wolf with F-Wolf

Ed's Space Marines (Used C:SM instead of DA) - 3 points (Just 3 for Chris's forfeit)
10 Tactical Marines, Sergeant with PW, Plasmagun, Missile Launcher

Chris's Orks - o points
Lootas and Gretchin

Though we laughed when Mike presented his list of only 4 models, they owned the board with their speed, toughness and long range Assualt 3 weaponry. The Necrons pulled off two massacres (Elder and SM) and one additional win to place first with double digit points.

Though the Eldar and Space Wolves tied point-wise, the Eldar technically had two wins and thus claimed 2nd place.

We would like to thank Chris for storming out and giving us all 3 points. If he hadn't, I (Ed) probably wouldn't have even scored 3 points.

The tournament was topped off with a 2v2 match featuring the sons of the Wolf and Lion working together versus a force of dirty xenos, aka Eldar and Necrons. Unfortunately the cowards held back and used their range long enough to inflict the wounds for the proud Astartes to start taking tests. With the Lone Wolf and both sergeants down, a roll of 8 was all it took for a Xeno win.

The four of us agreed if was definitely a fun little tournament and look forward to doing it again. Hopefully next time we can get Billy in with his Tau or Chaos (Think about it Bill, you can probably field like 15 Kroot and some Crisis Suits, that ain't too shabby, remember, in shooting, we can only kill one Kroot at a time).