doubles (updated by Bill June 14th)

Heres how the day started.

SMALL BOARD at leat 1 foot shooter for the first game

LOOK AT THE SCENERY !! DO IT NOW.

DO YOU SEE THIS. NOTHING LIKE WE ARE EVER USED TO PLAYING!. wE i love you designs rob. They are really good. But maybe thats a problem. Maybe they are too good.

NOT THAT IT MATTERED. but any way heres my synaps on the games and shit. Sorry for no photos for game 2 because phone battery died.

Game 1

look at the deployment. they had 6 ordances! strengh 10 and 8s all ap 2 and 3s.... OK!

second! if those bitchs stand still they can fire every fuckig gun they have. including the ordance (some IG special rule....)

All those troops see them!

See this game! they moved up and sat 24 inchs away.!!

now those commanders! (he had like 3) makes a unit of there choice rapid fire 2 at 24 or 3 at 12!!!

str 3 ! hat

NOW they also had 2 sqauds of 3 LAS CANNONS! ON EACH CONNER OF THE BOARD.

5 out of their 6 ordinances scattered off the board in turn 1.

bills Deamon price took 3 turns of fire POWER FROM THOSE BITCHS ! I've never seen more 5+ inv saves made. they were good sports about it thankfully.

deamon prince went up the left flank -> lashed unit 1 UP then charged. killed it
(orks following behind)

Deamon prince takes on 6 more las shots. Then takes all short ranged firepower from the troops

servives!

Orandce there turn 2 (only 3 of the 6 allowed to fire due to (ork/chaos shooting in turn 1)

did jack shit!

nothing!

Ork/chaos turn 2

orks waghed. NICE 6.

also had a squad of 3 nobs not attached with the warboss (ended up taking a kp)!! they got a good waagh and made contact.

+ additional ork 30 boy sqaud made contact with 2 more sqauds.

3 sqauds in combat against 2 ork sqauds

1 deamon prince in assault with a vehical.(only bad roll bill had rolled 5 (4s or more) missed them all....

turn 3 they finally killed the deamon prince.

ork sqaud was all the way in the back of there board.

Noisemarines do not move or fire at all during this game. Both squads just sat there literally.

No end of sight from killing them

ork/chaos win 9 to 3 turn 5

intermission till 3. panara bread. made for a healthy meal. Good brain food.

mike 15 minutes late....

game 2 opp chaos deamons/Nids

normal size board. One team members army has to stay in reserve. and pitch battle objectives (5)

they got to place 3 we got 2

They chose the nids player

and bills army came in as reserves (turn 2)

bill rolled good for his reserves His whole army but his 1 sqaud of Noise marines came in

Ended in a 3 to 2 loss. (offically) But let me give a back story.

game lasted 3 full turns and took 3 hours.

We had turn 1

they had all there shit NOT DEPLOYED they thought they were smart

bottom Turn 1 They came in with 2 fucking giant ass deamons (Soul Grinder - Heavy. and Nurgle Prince - HQ) 1 in front my lootas. another right infront of a 30 boy squad.

there turn consisted of killing 1 loota and 4 boys. GRATS bitches you got 39 points!

OUR TURN!.

loots shot 30 SHOTS AGAINST THIS GIANT BUDDA LOOKING DEAMON (Nurgle Prince) but stats! inv 4+ toug 6 - wounds 5 and FNP!!!!!!

READY SET GO LOOTAS!

45 str 7 loota coming at yah YEAH HIGH!

BOOM FIRST SQUAD OF ORK SHOOT KILLED!

HE LOOKED SO SAD. lol i was yelling really loud! he took armor saves. Failled 10 4+ inv saves

THEN failed 5 FNP! boom dead

he had to walk over on our side the board and remove his giant deamon.
LOL grrreat.

squad of orks against charged his Soul Grinder

knocked off a CCw. Stuck it in combat.

(they said. A IC can not leave a sqaud and join a sqaud in the same turn ( i walked over to the store edition rule book busted it out and showed them) this sucked up a decent amount of time...) but they were proven wrong.

THEY tried to arge that the lootas couldnt see a squad because their HEADS werent turned in the right direction. Wow.

they were in a building

with spokes and i made sure of it but they didn't even wanna look. they just said something every time.

Every time they shot they would say OH YOU DON'T GET cover. And they would have to count all the boys and where cover stopped from to judge 50 percent.

Daemon Prince gets charged by Slaanesh Fiends. Oh, you have initiave 5? Woops, my prince with mark of slaanesh has Initiative 6 (sadface). Killed 2 and put a wound on 1. He causes 2 wounds and gets wiped out in turn 3. OOps! Note: this guy didnt even have the right fucking units. He had DINOSAURS... these actual models were used in the 1st edition. That's like chris using the old ork trucks that were the size of a cassette tape. And they were pink. PINK.

(i was also not being to careful. me and bill already killed 2 deamons totaling 500 points of there army. so i wasn't being strick with my model movements.... we were really kicking these guys ass more then the IG player.

THey had there whole army come in reserve. Fatal flaw in there play. Worst players we played all day.

The thing was. They ended the game on end turn 3.... wtf was that. And they swept up there models to not try to at least get 4 turns..... no one was wrapping up... we had almost a hour between our next game....

This was upsetting and fusterating.

Bill says: This game goes to show that sometimes... it's just good to blow your load early sometimes. We could have used one squad of 30 to run like hell towards the 5th cap point along with my d prince.

these were the worst players. But i might of laughed to loud when i shot his custom made Deamon off the board.

these two guys too... omg one was 400 pounds and the other was a Tall greasey weird guy. HATE HATE HATE.

they didn't tell us the game was ending untill it was there turn 3. SO we got completely screwed.

THEY didn't kill bills deamon prince.

He was just lashing his units all over the board.
The prince got charged by some calvery. Which only had 3 left (5 wound) due to heavy shooting. and the prince totally CRUSHED that unit. Didn't take any wounds. And consolidated d6 inchs AFTER he took his additional wounds from being fearless....SERIOUSLY GREAT!

The nid player walked 2 squads of 30 up the flanks and would of died from turn 4 and 5 of shooting since all that would of been left would been NO shooting stuff. And it was all the way acrossed the board. (they have taken wounds already)

they knew they were beat. in 2 of our turns (I will tell Mike how much doing that sucked) that will be in my rant post later on)

after that game 3

capture and control 1 objective in each deployement zone

SHORT board again....

Space wolves / tau player.

FUcking crushed them! SERIOUSLY IT WAS BAD. it was so bad me and bill were ina (ahh fuck it state i want to get the fuck out of here state)

This game went exactly as the first did. We sat back. Out shot every thing. Killed all there troops

killed 3 skimmers are turn 1 HA me and bill had turn 1.

Bill lashed ragnar back 12 inchs (was basicly a unit to sit on the objective for the rest of the game) ended up die to countless OBLT shooting and havoc.

2 ork squad of 30 tied up the SW's BC's and GH squads. BC's DIED

turn 6 the GH squad took down my Ork squad of 30
THE ONLY SQUAD OF ORK BOYS I LOST ALL DAY!.....

game went to turn 6 and we won! 1 to 0

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The whole day was a roller coaster ride. First game took a while to get started. People farted around and we got a double IG team...

but still win (current emotion: -5 happy)
Intermission (wanted to keep playing: less happy) *NOTE* delivery! fucker GOD and it was a hour break and he was 15 minutes late

game 2 Nids/hords player

Game ends after 3 turns ( currently: PISSED! feet hurting. starting to stank! in there.)

Game 3 Short board

already pissed we stopped a game that could of went on the whole hour while we waited. (BAD MIKE! BAD). dO NOT call time untill your ready to give the next players playing who..... SERIOUSLY what took so damn long! between game 2 and 3..... if your gonna cut my game short you better not be wasting my time with it and ruining my fun. BASTARDIZED THE GAME!

CURRENT MOOD F-ing MAD!

GAME 3
old head VS fat akward kid on the whole with his mom half the time

Currently. Tired. Legs hurt. Hungary. I can smell other people on me, That i don't want to be smelling..

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

round 3 YOU FUCKING LET US FINISH the game out! seriously mike! and what a surprise

THE TEAM PLAYING WAS THE ONE WE JUST GOT DONE PLAYING IN round 2.

there game ended in a turn 7 tie

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

we already crushed the first 2 people. Then you pit me and bill against 2 people who didn't even collaborate about anything! why did you waste my time. I can't wait to the next time i go in GWS.

I WILL BITCH FOR SURE AND EXPLAIN HOW I AM NEVER COMING BACK THERE TO PLAY.

EVER!.

( I WILL NOT even talk about the dumb ass awards or your poor rating system)

me and bill only team fully painted,,,,,,,,,,,

im only buying from there 1 more time. So i can express myself

im hurt. cut burned bad. /sniff /cry. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

I want my 11 hours back!